The Piranhas are back to bite you in an Unorfadox manner

Posted On 24 Feb 2019 at 4:20 pm

The Piranhas Four + in action

Saturday 30th March sees the return of Brighton’s very own Piranhas back at the Prince Albert, located virtually under Brighton’s main railway station.

These days they go under the banner of Piranhas Four +, which refers to the number of reincarnations that they have undergone down the years. The mainstay member being the comedic maturing singer/guitarist and lovable character that is the one and only Boring Bob Grover. To me it’s rather like when referring to The Fall, it was just in fact Mark E Smith and through-traffic.

Piranhas Four+

Council repairs

The Piranhas have always been a light-hearted affair, with previous original band members taking on the nom de plumes of Dick Slexia (drums, now sadly RIP) and Zoot Alors (saxophone). Their lyrics are fun and so is going to see them live. It’s a time to forget your troubles and just dance.

“The whole things daft I don’t know why” but people best know The Piranhas for their 1980 Top 10 smash hit ‘Tom Hark’. The track is these days most enjoyed by Burton Albion football fans as they play this song over the loudspeakers when they score a home goal. The funny thing is that the music is actually a cover of a 1958 South African kwela tune by Elias & His Zig Zag Jive Flutes with Boring Bob’s charming lyrics over the top.

‘Boring Bob’ in action

I have fond memories of first being aware of The Piranhas as they were signed to Rick Blair’s legendary Brighton record label Attrix Records, who were based (near where I used to work) in Sydney Street. The label released three ‘Vaultage’ (’78, ’79, ’80) compilation albums of Brighton area artists and is today a fantastic snapshot of how the city and music scene really was back then. I can remember buying some really random 7” singles in the shop, including ‘The Wundersea World of Jacques Cousteau’ by Arthur 2 Stroke and ‘Nag Nag Nag’ and ‘Silent Command’ both by Cabaret Voltaire.

‘Boring’ Bob Grover

So those folks that are contemplating attending this newly announced concert, can no doubt expect to hear some of the old DIY-punk/ska classics (including their 1979 debut single) ‘Jilly’, ‘Coloured Music’ (which is about coloured vinyl releases, but was itself released on black vinyl), a new upbeat ska version of ‘Saxophone’, I Don’t Want My Body, Cheap & Nasty’, ‘Space Invaders’, ‘Pink Elephants’, ‘Virginity’, ‘Getting Beaten Up’ ‘Tension’, ‘Boyfriend’ and the aforementioned hit ‘Tom Hark’.

Click HERE for more information on the Piranhas Four +.

Unorfadox

Support on the night will come from Kent’s up-beat, alternative rock band, Unorfadox, who came to be in the Summer of 1976, when Brian Jardine (lead vocals) met Ray Amos (bass) whilst working for an oil research company in Keston, Bromley. Brian introduced Ray to old school friend Pete Hayward (lead guitar) and so Unorfadox was formed along with Ray’s friend Andy Elphick on drums.

They started to write and rehearse in Pete’s mum and dad’s pub in New Cross called the Talbot, and then moved with them to another pub called The Goat House.

Influences in music came from far and wide and included bands such as Dr Feelgood, Budgie, Split Enz and the Punk and New Wave movement. After a couple of years gigging around the south east of London in pubs and clubs and anywhere they could play including the notorious Roxy Club and Ronnie Scotts, the band just amicably fizzled out leaving unfinished business!

Unorfadox

2012 signalled their return to gigging and recording, and were now joined by Terry Nolan on rhythm guitar and Ricky Steele on drums. Sparked off by a demo tape from 1977, long lost but found again 30 odd years later by Dizzy (David Holmes) of the ‘Bored Teenagers’ website. This tape was amongst thousands destined for the trash but rescued in the eleventh hour. Dizzy put three tracks from the 1977 demo onto a punk compilation ‘Bored Teenagers Vol 6’, and invited the guys to reform and play at the CD’s launch party in November 2012 at the Boston Arms, London. Original drummer Andy Elphick was unavailable and out of the country so Dave Smith stepped in, then stepped out again after the gig having his own musical projects plus his first newborn. So in stepped drummer Keith Osborn (Billy Karloff band) for the gig in February 2013 back at the Boston Arms London, again only a temporary measure due to his own projects.

Unorfadox

Today they are making upbeat alternative rock once again with the current lineup featuring are Ray Amos (aka Ray Von), Brian Jardine, Terry Nolan and Ricky Steele.

More on Unorfadox HERE.

Purchase your gig tickets HERE.

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  1. Terry Harron Reply

    I saw them at the Nashville in 1980. I seem to remember a clown suit! Great fun.

    • Nick Linazasoro Reply

      Hi Terry, Yes they are a great fun band. Bob is a legend. Thanks for your interest.

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