Brighton and Hove Albion is planning to move to a huge all seater stadium in Lancing.
The venue is mooted to be named The Ikea Stadium and will become one of the biggest of its kind in the English Premier League.
The club are likely to be renamed Brighton, Hove and Lancing Wanderers.
Locals have said its the most exciting thing to happen in Lancing, since the new Co-op opened.
The site of the current Amex Stadium in Falmer will become a vegan market and drop-in centre.
50% of Brighton residents now tell other people that they are vegan.
A club spokesman told Brighton and Hove News: “This is an exciting development. We plan to have an all weather cover known as the Pilla Roof.”
“The club will hold a full press conference at around 11:55 am today – anyone turning up after midday won’t be allowed in.”
UPDATE: There’s no fooling you lot is there? Happy April Fool’s Day to all who rumbled and enjoyed this year’s prank.
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