Rumours are circulating that Harry and Meghan will announce today (Wednesday 1 April) that they plan to use the Royal Pavilion as their new British residence … but most people realised that today’s the day for an April fool!
The couple, who have relocated to North America, could stay at the renamed Sussex Pavilion for about six to eight weeks a year.
They might even move in sooner than expected as the coronavirus crisis worsens in California and the American President Donald Trump tells them to pay their own way for security.
The Pavilion Gardens would be closed when the camera-shy couple are in residence so that their privacy can be respected and their son Archie can play without being photographed.
The council has long wanted to close the gardens at night and this would provide the perfect excuse.
Suggestions that the council’s noise patrol would be deployed have been dismissed – not least as the service has been superseded. Besides, the prince is thought less likely to create a noise nuisance than in the past, particularly now that he has a young son and a corresponding greater need for sleep.
If the Pavilion Gardens are closed off, there would, of course, have to be a sweep of the grounds to remove any needles or other drugs paraphernalia.
This is thought to be primarily for Archie’s safety rather than to prevent the risk of Harry inadvertently attracting unsavoury headlines.
The prince would be expected to provide his own protection while in residence, not least because Sussex Police plan to focus their resources on the enforcement of social distancing on the seafront and elsewhere for the foreseeable future.
The force is understood, though, to have a spare drone that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex could use for surveillance now that it is not currently being deployed at Gatwick airport.
The former royal couple’s plans are understood to include modernising the Music Room which Harry was said to regard as far too stuffy and old fashioned.
When they visited Brighton 18 months ago, Meghan is believed to have been accompanied by an interior designer who described the wallpaper as hideous and measured up for a Canadian oak floor.
She also said that the kitchen looked like a relic from the 19th century and could do with a makeover. The couple are understood to like Smeg and love Miele.
The Sussexes’ rumoured plans follow moves which could see their Frogmore cottage at Windsor mothballed after its £2.4 million refurbishment.
Defending the couple’s plans, Harry was said to believe that the Royal Pavilion’s history had been all about change, most notably when owned by his kinsman the Prince Regent, who became King George IV. He turned it from an unremarkable farmhouse into a glitzy palace.
Meghan is understood to regard some of the Pavilion’s gold finish as a bit too brash although Harry is thought to rather admire the flashy bling.
The only fool is April.
Nice try
Well it is April 1st isn’t it!!
I thought we weren’t doing April Fools this year?
April Fool number to jolt a jittery gut. I would exile those two in perpetuity to the Island of San Serif if I could.
We don’t want you here you walked away from your country Harry stay and lay in the bed u made
Perhaps the Sussexes could invest in rebuilding the West Pier with a modest palace at the end thereby solving the security, virus and noise problems in one stroke.
Great Poisson avri and love the comments. Good to have anything to raise a smile at the moment.
IT SHOULD BE AFFORDABLE HOUSING NOT FREE FOR ROYALS
Meghan could run the cafe in the Pavilion gardens, perhaps selling her own brand of biscuits, ‘Meghan’s Canadian Cookies’.
so lame a joke that i reach for my bomb. mind you, the council got much rent from the war dept. when they billeted the wounded in the great war so it was par for the course to milk the royals for as much as they can.